Redeemer? Definetly!

So, at first I am really sorry for long “update”, but on my defence I had a lot of work to school and really need to raise my grades up (just a little, trust me I am not nerdy grl, I am just fking lazy).

Today “report” ‘ll be about Jo Nesbo book The Redeemer (Harry Hole series #6). Shortly: I read every book at this series and I absolutly recommended you! Every book is sooo detailed and story is so impossible (sometimes) to take. Common thing, you’ll be shocked like every five pages? Meh, all books are amazing, but on my opinion The Redeemer is the best of the best. Why?

Story begin at some  flashback point of character (you’ll find out later, who it is, it’s hard i thought) about her rape (sort of). Author absolutly twisted story in front of your eyes and so persuade you about wrong person.

Two brothers. One is nice, carrying and kind, it’s John. And Rober, on the other hand, is sort of mystery for readers. And as always one of brother was found dead (Robert) and Harry came to scene. He had assistant, Halvorsen, who is clever and he is learning from Harry. There is one thing about him too, which you’ll be heartbroken at the end (not going tell, I am not going so hard spoiled you).

All time of the book Nesbo conviced you about wrong person (murderer) and when you find out, you’ll be sooo shocked and pissed. I can clearly imagine you sitting in front of open book, nearly finished your reading and KA-BOOM Nesbo thrown a bomb right in your face.

 

I am really sorry for weak writing and hope you’ll forgive me

 

And good news at the end. This summer Harry Hole #11 will be published! (yuumy)

 

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Thanks for your reading and don’t forgot to comment, like or whatever you have on your mind.

 

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Sandy mad man

This book immediately jump to my favs books. Why?

It’s Sandy man by Lars Kepler (pen name of very amazing couple). I absolutly love face-pace chapters, it’s not like Game of Thrones 50-page chapter. It’s like: “Ok, we have  enough of drama, we’ll end chapter at the most interisting and thrilling point and 5 page? It’s enough, right honey?” I Just give you huge reason, why you should read this book.

Sandy man will catch and don’t leave you. I read whole book in only 2 hours (491 pages).

SOME:

Main character is Joona Linna and some fabulous russian twins. Point is, that twins were separated in they early age, one went to Russia, second to Leninsk. It’s important to say that Jurek (twin brother) is serial killer. He killed everyone, who had fingers in “twins separation”. On the other hand his brother, imprisoned them.

Sooo, story begin when police officers found very weak, underfed and lanquid boy/man. Later, they found out he had also legionnaires disease. His father was so happy, but disappointed. Why happy, why disappointed? Mikael was missing for couple of years with his sister. His sister? Well, she is still nowhere. And story go on.

When you read this small information, you are asking yourself: “Why the fk I need this?” well later, these information will buid into one big solved puzzle.You’ll understand all of this “unnecessary” informations.

Be prepared for last parts of book. Story culminates and lot of blood, drama and whatever isnt missing.

I highly recommend this awesome book. It flew right into my box of favourite books. I have felling , that if you are a freaky Daniele Steel fan, you’ll liked this book.

Also glad, that I randomy choosed it in library.

Fabulous book. Lars Kepler list of Joona Linna series.

 

luv u all awesomereader

Spring or summer shoes?

Today, I wear my Adidas ZX Flux and another Adidas jacket ( I am Adidas gurl, don’t judge me). But why am I telling you this shit?

 

Well, there’s funny part. How my mom react. I came to her office and I was praying God, that she didn’t see my shoes. Because my mom is soo freaky strict, she deny me to wear my shoes at this “winter” weather.

At morning, with 3°C in my back, I wore my shoes and thought to myself, Gosh this is good weather today. Well, my mom don’t.

Back to my coming to her office. Fifteen minutes went smoothly, but then it happended.

“From where is this paper?” she asked. It’s for my final art exam, but like a idiot I understood her. “What are those shoes?” So I asked her: “You mean my shoes?”.

Mom slided view to my shoes. And it began.

“Are you really at this winter weather wear summer shoes?” I didn’t replied, coz my mom is like police: what you’ll say be used against you. And basically, outside was 12°C.

“Do you know how ridiculous it looks with this jacket??? Do you know that you can destroy this shoes by wearing them now? You know it’s summer shoes, so why are you wearing them now???”

I stayed quite and thought to myself, how was she telling me last year: This is spring/autumn shoes, right? SO I was  confused and pissed off.

By the way to our home, I stayed quite and let mom boiled in her own i-dont-know. When we arrived, she pointed at my Wilson shoes and say to me: You can wear this one, but no Adidas.

(ANY ADVICE??)

END

 

Luv you all awesomereader.

Plane sex

Oh. My. Gosh. I am so rude! Plane sex? What the hell I mean??

Gosh calm down, I am just going to introduce you another book. Which book?

It’s from R. K. Lillsomething. When I’ll tell you some of the plot, you will think: Gosh this girl is soooo freaky horny, don’t have boyfriend or is bored as fu., hell!

You know 50 shades, course you know, so yea this story  is same. But characters have different names, jobs and whatever. BDSM? Hell yea, another BDSM book.

So  main characters are Bianka, she is stewardess, “grey mouse” with huge balls on chest and don’t have social life, on the other side is James rich (very rich), gorgeous with huge tree between his legs. Doesn’t it sound similiar?

It’s lame story, lot of cliches, sex and my imagination wasn’t working. Well, characters were interesting and guess what! James don’t have “problems in his family”. But Bianka is bad gurl. Literally, she dont have home, friend is gay (dont have nothing against gays!) and her dad is some individual with issues. Oh I fogot, James was raped several times by his loving and fond uncle, coz he was under drugs (what a fabulous unclie).

I’ll rewrite book down here:

He met her in plane, seduce Bianka at her room, bla, bla, bla, sex and moooore sex, story from past, sex in “room”, another flashback, bla, bla, bla and grandfinal by the end!

Bianka father visit her to see how his lonely daughter doing. Well, things didn’t go smoothly and he stab her nor beat her, James was so scared and yea book end at point where Bianka lied in hospital like zombie and well this is end.

I skiped a lot at this book, so I am sorry for some informations. Why I skip? I was soo bored, that even white wall was more interesting than this book.

I was so disgusted and ashamed how was book wrote, that I didn’t read the second book.

Read at your own risk and yea this book is (for me) disappointment and absolutly embarrassing reading. (Going to thrash section???)

Well, if 50 shades was criticized as “porn book”, then I run out of words for this book.

 

 

Luv you all, awesomereader.

 

Leo did it!

I just update Internet Explorer and when I opened it a message bang me. LEONARDO DI CAPRIO WON OSCAR! You know, I only use Explorer so I was sooo suprised and very happy, that Leo after countless nomination won it. He can add this gold man into his wardrobe full of BAFTA, SASs or whatever awards.

Leo can take a rest from numerous jokes and memes from his film, how he didn’t won a gold man. Because internet is very magical, new memes are form and I’ll put some here:

Sorry Kate, but gold man is better.

What do ou think about Leo win?

Full list of Oscars here:  http://oscar.go.com/winners

Luv you all awesomereader.

Mr. Grey will see you now.

Ok, so after Fifty shades, I decide to read Grey. It’s from Christian POV. Well, I was soooo excited about his view of story, but after I finished book, in my mind popped up only one word. And it’s BOREDOM. It’s shame to copy Ana view and change some words or ideas.

You know, I pretty regret buying this book. And I’ll tell you why.

Beginning. Ana stormed in Christian office and BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA then they go to cafe BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA. He offered Ana agreement BLA, BLA, BLA. I can continue if you what.

BUT, I wont’t do this, coz I’ll waste my dear time. In short line if you are reading  first Fifty shades and Grey TOGETHER it’s 99,9%, that you won’t find differences, well maybe one, two or three different words.

I have felling that E.L. James wrote this like I wrote my homeworks: I open Wikipedia, she open FiftyShadesofGrey.docx, I find what I want , she ofcourse do same, I will use these magical buttons CTRL+C and CTRL+V and guess what! She do same…

Sooo the story is same as Fifty shades of Grey. Yes, booring e-mails are here too! You are welcome! I absolutly hate reread these endless conversation throught e-mail. I felt like I am back at Ice Age.

My advice to you? Buying at your own risk. It cause anger issues, flustration and crying out your heart for spent 9.83 $ (amazon).

 

Luv you all, awesomereader

Fifty shades of…

I liked storyline. Hell, you dirty pigs, I don’t mean all of the sexual scenes. I mean how Ana develop and reveal Christian temperament, family and all of this sweet things (and dirty too).

I wouldn’t write here all story, just some passage, which catch my attention. First, she met him, when she bursted  into his office, coz she must interview him. Christian noticed, she said “yes, master”, so first thing he thought to himself: Hell yea! Go Grey to show her BDSM relationship. Time goes by and ping Ana told Christian she is virgin, he grab her and well “unvirgin” her so nothing stop him to take her into BDSM. Then he showed Ana his “playroom”, which Ana named “Red Torture”.

Again time goes by and Ana got her first licking, from who? You are right for only one Christian. She liked it by the way. Also forgot to mention Christian bought Ana some high-tech stuff (what a lucky gurl!), so he can communicate with her 24/7. At first she only rented for Christian. Later then, Christian introduced Ana to his parents.

And boom end of the book is where Ana left Christian after another licking with leather belt (I felt pain too), well she can stop him, but she don’t. After that she left him and with that you must wait for another book.

Second book, isn’t sooo dramatic, just some gallery exhibition and well Ana got pregnant! How Christian react? Go to bar and try to wash out his brain with alcohol. Did I mention clash with helicopter? And Christian also proposed her, but at the end of book. And yea another sex! (You dirty pigs)

Third book have most “action”. Jack Hyde is back from prison and completed his plan how to destroy Grey. So Jack kidnaped Mia (Christian sis) and told Ana to collected some milions from Christian and gave it to him. Ana did it to saved Mia and Christian heard from Ana: “No, I  don’t love you.” Christian angrily gave Ana access to his money and start crying in his car. Ana drove to destination to met Jack and she wasn’t warmly welcome. Jack start kicking her and calling her names, but Ana  somehow shot him in leg. Ana blacked out, but meanwhile Christian arrived and start beating Jack.

End of book, they have small Ted Mosby.

 

Luv you all, awesomereader